Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a buffoon. Anyone who hand-to-God supports Trump — for anything, much less in the 2016 presidential race — is part of the idiotocracy.

Donald Trump is not about “telling it like it is.” Trump is all about telling it so it benefits Trump. He is an assclown, and sadly there are people who believe he is a bonafide presidential candidate for the Republican Party. If that is the case, the GOP should disband. If the party has fallen to the depths of Trump being its voice, there is no party – just a vacuum.

Let’s not lose sight of Trump’s go-to line when harpooned by the media: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

You know, the “young and beautiful piece of ass” named Ivanka. You know, his daughter. You know, his reaction when asked how he would react if Ivanka posed for Playboy: “I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Are we sure Trump wasn’t born with the surname Duggar? Can we see an official birth certificate?

Yes, this is exactly the guy we need leading the nation. Straight to hell in a hand basket.

Donald Trump memeLiar, liar, pants on fire!

Here are a few other gems from Donald Trump’s lips:

• “I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”

• “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems … they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

• “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

• “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Yes – like your nose, Pinocchio. … If a woman on The Apprentice flirted with Trump, was Bill Cosby in the vicinity?

And now, Donald Trump has outright shit on John McCain, a former prisoner of war who was tortured for more than five years in a North Vietnam prison.

During an appearance at the Family Leadership Summit in Iowa, Trump said of McCain, “He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.”

Yep, that’s telling it like it is.

Grand Old Party: 1854-2016

Then again, of course Donald Trump is going to stand out when the competition is this motley crew: Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, and Scott Walker.

As of mid-July 2015, this is the litter from which Republicans have to choose. Surely there is someone else who will pick up the torch for the GOP to challenge Bernie Sanders. (Nope, I am not sold on Hillary Clinton being the Democratic nominee.)

However, it’s becoming apparent that Donald Trump is exactly what the GOP needs — to expose the party for what it has become: a collection of nincompoops who cannot get out of their own way. The face of the me-first-and-damn-the-rest-of-y’all demographic is the voice that FOX News will trumpet in hair-raising fashion. (Roger Ailes, save face and walk away …)

So yes, Trump, please remain unfiltered. Keep saying whatever is on your mind. Continue to expose the far right of the Republican Party. If that’s the Art of the Deal … well, the Democrats will trump the GOP once again.